I don't have to worry when you're out with your friends on a gimmick!...
But surely, you'll then engage on a gimmick spree and that spells disaster!

I don't have to ask permission (or even lie) when I want to go out...
Well, it's a good exercise of my acting prowess though...

I could sleep early because I don't have someone to talk

about what happened during the day...
But who will listen to my boring stories and misadventures for the day?

I won't get pimples anymore!
Oh, they are just cute reminders that I have someone special, not a big deal anyway!

I could munch all the junk food I want and nobody would

tell me that I'm getting fat!
Well, who would want to spend on new clothes, right?

THE HECK WITH ALL THOSE ARGUMENTS!#@
The bottom line is... I can't imagine life without you, even for a second!
I just love you damn too much!